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Hello, I'm Angely!

I post things that I find funny or

interesting.

I have an Instagram (ohhiitsgely) and a Snapchat (Angely_Suerte)

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faceinyoladyparts:

southern-slayed:

fatale-distraction:

captainserenderpity:

trek-lover:

ithelpstodream:

how to tip

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

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verysmallhellhound:

adimals:

i keep addingĀ ā€œsquirtleā€ to the phraseĀ ā€œi’m dyingā€ whenever i say it

ā€œi’m dying, squirtleā€

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

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eliasbouchardslut:

if you have a crush on the same person as someone else just unionize

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manywinged:

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

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llleighsmith:

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

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botanical-artistry:

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Photo: John Fusco

ziraseal:

mich-the-boss:

alphaofallcats:

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

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egberts:

cannedtins:

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

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op naming the second scientist

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the-absolute-best-posts:
“NEVER STOP BELIEVING
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the-absolute-best-posts:

NEVER STOP BELIEVING

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